Nov
06

If God does not do sex before marriage, how do you explain the whole immaculation thing?

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7 Comments

1

God doesn’t seem to practice much of what he preaches.

2

God is Spirit; he did not have sex with Mary.

3

Damn you are really trying to escape L4, huh?

4

There was no “sex” involved.

Had there been sex, and Mary was not still a virgin, it would have left the parentage of Jesus open up to an earthly father.

In order for Jesus to be born as a perfect human, as an equal in perfection to Adam, there had to be a distinct conception apart from the imperfection we are born with.

This required that no physical contact be between the mother and an earthly father. Obviously this would not have been “normal” had there been a married woman involved in this situation.

And had this been a married woman, then the question of adultery would have come up.

It was foretold in Isaiah that it was to be a virgin who would conceive this child. The Jews who read that prophecy recognized that it would take a miracle of God to have this happen.

They did not, nor do true Christians today put miracles by God in an immoral category.

6
Glacierkid ♥ broken
November 6th, 2009 at 9:04 am

i think that when you mean God, you mean John Waters.

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Uncle Joey TCR3 keepOQ rampC1
November 6th, 2009 at 9:49 am

Yeah, lemme ’splain a few things to you.

My wife immaculated with God, but was a cold fish with me. My balls went blue as a carpenter Jew, but I made do. Cheezits was a good kid, except when He ran off to “preach His Father’s business”. That’s when I found out He wasn’t really my kid because He wasn’t preachin’ no 2×4 corner leveling techniques. I also suspected it because Mary never gave me none. So does that ’splain it for you?

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